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[–] 58008 264 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If at 53 I'm sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else's.

[–] alquicksilver 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For you, I'll allow humane. For Leon...I don't know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I'll let him do it himself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] psycho_driver 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can't top Musk.

[–] pingveno 3 points 6 days ago

Muskrat? They really are repulsive creatures.

[–] Passerby6497 5 points 1 week ago

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That's the guy I want running the job

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The French had a brilliant device just for that...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.