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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah it's great, but the sun is a lot scarier than I remember

[–] Fosheze 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The sun is bad, it causes cancer. We're better off without it.

[–] aeronmelon 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Water is bad, it drowns people. We’re better off without it.

[–] Fosheze 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oxygen is bad, it causes fires. We're better off without it.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Humans are bad, they cause murders. We're better off without them.

[–] whotookkarl 3 points 1 month ago

Every human ever born ends up dead, coincidence!? Humans have been dying as long as humans have been around, sounds suspicious to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] peopleproblems 5 points 1 month ago

As someone who literally cannot tan, yes. Sun bad. Sun burn, sun cause cancer. Sun cause hot, cause sweat, throw up, and faint.