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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

ANOTHER ONE that can’t fucking read? 🙄

Note the, “I wish” part

I edited “are” to “were.” I don’t know if that will help or not.

[–] AlexanderTheDead -5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not that I can't read, it's that your syntax is lacking. Good edit. It helps a bit. Can still be interpreted the other way.

[–] pyre 0 points 5 months ago

not after the edit