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Apple’s Tim Cook to unveil reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They started that a looong time ago.

[–] mayo 2 points 2 months ago

That's what I mean - start, not started. It's annoying. Should be 10 year support unless the phone actually can't do things.