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[–] Katana314 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm reminded of a joke from Burn Notice where Michael has kept a folder of critically important blackmail files in his mother's oven for several seasons. He just casually points out she never actually cooks anything herself.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

The longest Hyundai commercial ever.

(Yes, it was good)