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Posting the shopping cart theory because people had questions in a separate thread (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK, you got me, I actually always return my cart and seldom shit in the broccoli.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... But what about the milk?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

That information is classified. But you'll know it when you see/smell it.