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[–] RightHandOfIkaros 68 points 1 week ago (4 children)

People who actually think this are using it as an excuse for their bad manners.

The person employed by the supermarket to gather carts is not employed to return your cart to the cart return near your vehicle. They are employed to gather the carts from the cart return near your vehicle and bring them back to the store building's cart return.

By doing this, you do not create more jobs (as the cart return employee position already exists whether you return your cart or not), you create more work for an already probably underpaid employee and you also increase everyone's autoinsurance because when the wind blows the carts damage other people's vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

OK, you got me, I actually always return my cart and seldom shit in the broccoli.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

That information is classified. But you'll know it when you see/smell it.

[–] someguy3 8 points 1 week ago

It's the same person that makes a mess and thinks "it's the janitor's job".

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 week ago

But there's only a certain amount of labor a fixed number of employees can absorb. Imagine a scenario where everyone everywhere agrees to stop returning shopping carts - grocery store employees would be forced to spend their entire shift just corralling them, and then they wouldn't be able to man the cash registers or stock the shelves or whatever else, thus forcing the store to hire another employee on each shift to be the dedicated shopping cart return person.

Logically, every store everywhere tries to run with the minimum number of people possible to keep costs down. The idea is to create a situation where that minimum number of people is increased.