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submitted 5 months ago by devilish666 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 5 months ago (4 children)

"how to kill orphaned children in Java"

what do you mean Java is also the name of an island

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Java (pronounced jay-va) is also the name of a town near me in Western NY.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You should tell them that this pronunciation sucks.

[–] littlewonder 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you hear there's a town in NY named Gotham--pronounced GOthum.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Wait until you hear of a little state called Arkansas.