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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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As perfect as this is, there is still room for some puns (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by merari42 to c/microblogmemes
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[–] gedaliyah 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.

We literally guarantee that Cybertruck will last for the rest of your life. You will assuredly die on or before the day that it stops working.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

This sounds like something that companies purposefully do.

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 3 months ago

CyberTruck comes with a lifetime warranty.

Warranty lasts as long as cybertruck is working. After that - your problem.