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[–] TheBat 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I thought fear was the little death???

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not what the Frenchman told me

[–] TheBat 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, the Frenchman told you that 'the breakfast is the little lunch'.

[–] Valmond 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

FYI it's the female (only?) orgasm ...

French being french ofc...

[–] TheBat 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

TIL

La petit mort

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Dexter is a fucking nerd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its a joke son. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] TheBat 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No sons allowed 😠

- Bene Gesserit

[–] NegativeInf 3 points 3 weeks ago

No You!

-Lady Jessica

[–] mx_smith 2 points 3 weeks ago

The spice must flow