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What other movies wouldn't work today? (lemmy.world)
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[–] wreckedcarzz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100% of people who live, die. Don't live! Wait, no...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Actually, only around 92% of all people who ever lived, died. So there is a chance!

[–] atomicorange 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The later in history you’re born, the lower your chances of dying. People born in 2024 have only a ~3% chance of being dead, while the death rate for people born just 100 years ago is over 99%. We’ve gotten much better at being alive as time goes on!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This table from the SSA messes me up. Apparently at 119 you’ve still got a 1 in 10 chance of survival. That seems rather optimistic.

[–] AA5B 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IF you have already lived to 119 …..

Your life expectancy is 0.6 years …..

AND you have a one in ten chance of surviving one year