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[–] rustydomino 90 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That’s almost as good as Aperture Science selling shower curtains and multidimensional portal devices.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, I don't think they ever actually sold any of the portal guns...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that because nobody would buy them or because Aperture fell to ruin before they could put it on the market? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They were too expensive! The Device was more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BIC sells ball point pens, lighters, razor blades, and surfboards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Had no idea about the surf boards, goofy AF.

[–] Brickhead92 10 points 3 months ago

They do what they must because they can.

[–] VindictiveJudge 7 points 3 months ago

They wanted to sell the multidimensional portal device as a shower curtain.