this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2024
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... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Without wanting to jump on the 'Decaprio only shags 20 year olds' bandwagon, Winslett is about the same age as him: knocking on the door of 50.

Regardless of that, my mental image of you (as one of the stalwart champions of feddit.uk) absolutely features you in spotless y-fronts. Spotless y-fronts and a hat. That's how I like to imagine you. So, er, that's a win.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to spoil the magic (of imagining Internet strangers in their unmentionables) but my head is too big for hats. No such issues with my banana hammock.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Never give in, never surrender. Somewhere there is a boater big enough for your bounteous bonce!