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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by dantheclamman to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Auto destruct sequence activated.

[–] BambiDiego 22 points 2 weeks ago

Also known as "Boeing Normal Operation"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's prepping for return, practicing the sounds it's gonna make as it bounces off the atmosphere... Boeing, boeing, boeing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rapid scheduled deconstruction