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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

screw you, my wife loves my jokes.

my farts, on the other hand, don't quite amuse her as much as myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's her stance on fart jokes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

In one night, the first 2 is somewhat amusing. The next 2 will be side eyed. The next 2-3 will receive heavy complain and criticism. The next 5 will be met with physical violence.

If I manage to fart more than 12 times a night then it'll go back to amusing with a hint of respect and impressed.

However, at any point, if the fart is smelly then it's game over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe @[email protected] was asking about fart jokes, not actual farts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, I've been inhaling too much carbon dioxide and methane tonight to read clearly.