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Dead cat sleeve (lemm.ee)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quarterlys, as for quarterly reports. She works in finance, but did a bad report and the executives are mad about it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Quarter finals, she enters her cats into the World Cat Fighting Championship, but she's really struggling to get to the semis

[–] warbond 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Qrts as in quarts, the commonly accepted volume measurement for a person's rear end. Like, "add qrts with a bbl" (bbl, of course, being a Brazilian butt lift).

So, getting beat up in the qrts is equivalent to getting your ass kicked. I'll be taking no questions, thank you.

[–] warbond 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck, it was eating, not beating. Disregard.