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Omg I'm eating out ATM in a busy place and I just sneezed into a napkin in a way that made a seal with my mouth. It came out as an enormous squeak squeal thing and turned everyone's heads. Eek.
Atleast you didn't do a little wee at the same time.
thatโs the first step to being a casual vacuum cleaner
There he was in a busy place
Shoving his food into his face
When the urge to sneeze suddenly took over
He grabbed a napkin to keep his composure
But a seal he made with his dainty mouth
An uncouth sound, it's all gone south
The cafe turns their heads to him
As he sits in silence with his sin.
My mouth isn't dainty ๐ข
It's about the syllables bro
My syllables are large and manly too thank you
๐๐ผ
Weโll look on the bright side. At least it didnโt fly back into the face of someone else.
Thereโs no coming back from that.