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[–] gedaliyah 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is absolutely from a stand-up comedian. I've heard this before. Anyone remember who it was?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It reminds me a lot of this Finnish comedian talking about learning the different uses of the word "ass" in English.

Ass Is the Most Complicated Word in the English Language

[–] TehBamski 7 points 3 weeks ago

Dang. Beat me to the link.

I'm glad others know about Ismo though. =)

[–] Landless2029 3 points 3 weeks ago

I instantly thought of this bit!

[–] AngryCommieKender 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't claim it was him, but I read it in Carlin's voice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Either him or Seinfeld? Feels like the stand-up bit at the beginning of one of the early episodes.