this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2024
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For things that are "hmmm".

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[–] Num10ck 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

maybe pet hair? dust? maybe they get laid?

[–] Rolando 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You're talking about three different things, right? ... right?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 2 points 4 months ago

I toucha da ~~fish~~ cat.

[–] Num10ck 6 points 4 months ago

hey if you can sexually satisfy dust and cat hair, you should consider starting an onlyfans. while the human brain often confuses sneezing for orgasms, it's only partial credit.

[–] GeneralEmergency 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're a pc gamer, they sure as shit ain't getting laid.

[–] peopleproblems 6 points 4 months ago

Put energy into women, or put energy into Helldivers.

I've been through enough trauma to know that Helldivers is way healthier