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Ex-bank CEO gets 24 years after falling for crypto scam, causing bank collapse (arstechnica.com)
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[–] cheese_greater 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They should play Beyonce's Freedom to cap the sentencing

[–] Lost_My_Mind 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hear she doesn't consent to convicted criminals using her songs...

[–] cheese_greater 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Even criminals deserve good outro themes. Its just the right thing to do.

Edit: I've said previously that for the hilariously guilty, the cue after they make in the interview room should be the intro to Angel by Sarah Maclachlan looped for until they are out of transit