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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon slips through a crowd (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] SandmanXC 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I'm 34.

[–] Klear 41 points 3 months ago

That's not weird, that's mandatory.

[–] SpaceNoodle 9 points 3 months ago

Same ... in my forties.