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[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Unless they have discovered a way to beam a chicken sandwich over the airwaves, through my TV and into my mouth this seems like the most pointless thing ever.

[–] Khanzarate 16 points 4 months ago

Can't I'm pretty certain Wonka still has the patent.

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