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[–] [email protected] 74 points 5 months ago (23 children)

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[–] Nfamwap 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

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