this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Your parents almost certainly voted to restrict the supply of housing so they could artificially inflate their houses value and retire off of their house.

The causes of the housing shortage are known. We can change it.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Son, one of these days, this will all be yours!

< gestures at crumbling 1985 tract home in car-dependent community >

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

1985

Check out the guy with the brand new house!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Luxury. Some day, you'll have 13 zoomers living in a shoebox in the middle of the road...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We were evicted from our paper bag in a septic tank. We had to go live in a lake!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds like it could be a Dylan Moran bit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A bit older - it's from the Monty Python "4 Yorkshiremen" sketch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhh. Thanks. I love Monty Python but haven't seen all their work.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It a little hard to blame them since they were sold the end of pensions and rise of the 401k. Which the bottom 60% of the country has close to zero of and then they can't make a living wage because the shareholders demand a greater return every year.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You're right. It's basically every Americans dream to buy a house, and sell it for a massive profit.