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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's what the oven/steamer is for, silly.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

No bro, wtf.
Use the toaster like a normal human.

[–] mojofrododojo 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pfft toasters... lifehack time:

this is why I like the plastic squeeze bottles, yeah, they're not a terribly efficient way of delivering whipped chicken embryo slurry, but they're perfect for carrying around underarm - like a mayo holster, your pit will keep it perfectly warm all day long. sprays right out whenever you want a gulp.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is the real lifehack for sure, but I found that two arms could never hold enough WCES to get me through the day, so I've recently started storing a third bottle in my prison wallet.
I've also found it to be a more effective way to keep the 'naise warm, so I tend to alternate the bottle positions throughout the day for more equal warming.

[–] mojofrododojo 1 points 5 months ago

a true mayo pro