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[–] Red_October 125 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I hope they all agree and go in one big wave, because otherwise stories of the early adopters being conscripted to die in Ukraine might dissuade the rest of them.

[–] FlyingSquid 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They won't conscript Alex Jones. He can't walk across a parking lot without getting winded.

[–] Oderus 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Russia is forcing people who are disabled to fight in Ukraine. I'm sure Alex qualifies.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Sandbag division

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It takes him 2 tries to get up off the couch

[–] FlyingSquid 13 points 3 months ago

Are you sure you're not thinking of JD Vance?

Edit: Sorry, I thought you wrote 'get the couch off.'

[–] nucleative 14 points 3 months ago

Hahaha if true it would be some poetic justice, but unfortunately these dweebs are already hanging out there half the time and loving the oligarch lifestyle, so unless that's taken away they will die happy