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Over 2,300 pounds of meth found hidden in celery at Georgia farmers market (www.nbcnews.com)

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“It was hiding in the celery," said DEA Special Agent in Charge Robert Murphy. "Obviously, we threw away the celery. That didn’t make it to the store.”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"...we need to rid this nation of your kind"

That was quick.

You managed to jump from accusing me of being anti-immigrant, to you yourself demanding a final solution, all in the same comment thread.

[–] 4lan -2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

yeah if you actually think I believe that you are more dense than I previously thought. are you unable to think objectively?

Sometimes people say things they dont mean to make a point. are you fucking 12?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Apparently I am, but maybe you can help!

Please, help educate me on when is it appropriate to advocate for genocide. When is calling for genocide just a rhetorical device, and when is like actually "bad"?

If I'm calling for genocide simply as a rhetorical device, can I also call the other people vermin as well? You know, for enhanced rhetorical value.

[–] 4lan -1 points 4 months ago

When did I advocate for genocide? You are putting a lot of words in my mouth and quickly building up a straw man for yourself to argue with.

Your type really need to go study epistemology and basic logic. Almost every word out of your mouth is filled with logical fallacies.

I want you deported to the nation of your ancestors. I am a nonviolent person who owns firearms purely for defense