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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] psycho_driver 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Step 2: offer them delicious food OR offer to have sex with them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

offer them delicious food

She's probably just being friendly.

offer to have sex with them

Yeah, still not sure, might just be her way of being friendly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, could just be Canadian, they're very polite.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Its a sting operation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Emphasis on OR. If you do both he will turn into Al Bundy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, don't make me pick.

[–] Angry_Autist 6 points 4 months ago

NGL this is how my first girlfriend forced me to realize their intentions.

Lured me over to their house for free venison sausage dinner, then didn't let me go home.

I legit had zero clue she was into me until she flung me down on the couch. She had been planning this for weeks.

Unfortunately it didn't last, but it was fun while it did.