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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't know what she's doing wrong (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Angry_Autist 6 points 4 months ago

NGL this is how my first girlfriend forced me to realize their intentions.

Lured me over to their house for free venison sausage dinner, then didn't let me go home.

I legit had zero clue she was into me until she flung me down on the couch. She had been planning this for weeks.

Unfortunately it didn't last, but it was fun while it did.