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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts: 1

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Humans are bi-pedal animals who walk extensively over long distances. However our feet are soft and not well suited to the task. However dogs, monkeys, and other animals have paws that serve as shoes to protect the feet.

No other mammal has such unprotected - but we are known for walking the farthest distances / nomadic behavior. Is this a joke?

I want paw feet instead of shoes.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That sounds like an invitation to be put on a list.

[–] spicytuna62 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Well your first problem is using Google.

Gotta use Duck Duck Go + Tor + VPN on a burner phone you can yeet into the middle of international waters when you're done. Make sure to sink the boat while you're there, too. That way, under international law, nobody owns it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'd recommend a Boeing spacecraft instead, ocean is still reachable by commoners.

[–] Rolando 1 points 5 months ago

If you take a Boeing spacecraft, you risk ending up in the ocean anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Google gorilla feet in Minecraft