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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More like huff yourself to death

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd be better off buying 60 cans of Reddi-Whip.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Who has the fridge space for that?!?!

[–] Jiggle_Physics 1 points 2 months ago

You can simply buy the small charge canisters of them. A twelve pack in about the same footprint as a four pack of beer, and is about 4ish inches tall.

https://www.amazon.com/Best-Whip-BW-24-Whipped-chargers/dp/B00ZYFD13O