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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Check in the party section, over by the office supplies. Wrapping paper makes great cardboard tubes.

Source: I, uh... saw it in a movie, yeah

[โ€“] dohpaz42 1 points 3 months ago

The hero we deserve!