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[–] dohpaz42 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m very disappointed. I couldn’t find any cardboard tubes at my local Walmart.

Anyway:

  1. Cardboard tube, at least 3” in diameter
  2. Gerbil food
  3. Candlesticks
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Check in the party section, over by the office supplies. Wrapping paper makes great cardboard tubes.

Source: I, uh... saw it in a movie, yeah

[–] dohpaz42 1 points 1 month ago

The hero we deserve!