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[โ€“] MeatPilot 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Sodium Hydroxide, hacksaw, large trash can

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

In the era of ai and facial recognition, this is the only one so far that seems like it could plausibly get you a knock on the door from law enforcement. Good job.