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[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I haven’t ever paid a cent for mortgage. I’ll sell the secret for $100.

I rent. But don’t tell sovcit, I want their money.

[–] TexasDrunk 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm thinking about curing all their ailments remotely using a magnetic resonance chamber to beam cures directly into them through a bracelet I sell on a website where I also sell coon skin hats and wooden teeth. Because you know they're the type to believe in magic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

MedBeds. They're the future.

[–] LifeOfChance 6 points 4 months ago

Scary part is they would read your first sentence and believe you then convince themselves the second sentence is there to ward of the government.