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submitted 4 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/insanepeoplefacebook

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[–] Lemminary 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Can anyone recommend a local shaman...?" would've been more like it.

[–] VindictiveJudge 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I went to see the doctor
He said, "You're pretty sick
You got some real bad habits
You'd better stop right quick"

I said, "Doctor, that's real bad news
Don't know what I'm gonna do"

Doctor, there's nothin' wrong with me
Doctor, doctor, can't you see?
Doctor, I ain't gonna die
Just write me an alibi

I went to see a shaman
He said, "You'll be alright
Just keep doin' what you love
Every single night"

I said, "That's what I need to hear"
Took away my childish fears

Doctor, you're a stand up guy
Doctor, doctor, my, oh my
Doctor, you're the one for me
That's the mojo that I need