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Gifts for my best friend who broke both of his arms? (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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My bestie broke both of his arms and wrists two days ago. He's in his 20s, a gamer, has a pregnant wife and a young kid. Any ideas for gifts I can get to cheer him up? He'll have no use of his arms for 3 months.

Already got a bidet for him and hooked it up. Looking into accessible gaming controllers, but he said that the pain is so bad rn that even alternative controllers are probably a no go.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anything that makes him want to masturbate. Oh, wait… you were trying to cheer him up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ngl I was considering a suction cup fleshlight as a gag gift but his wife would kill me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

wait they make those?? I bet the suction cups don't hold up. do you have a link, I think I'll need to test this for myself, for science.