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Weird Finance (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Vance shoots his wad in his couch

[–] NegativeInf 59 points 4 months ago

Any time Mike Johnson shoots a wad, his son gets a notification about it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

And the pennies caught between the cushion hold more value than his deposit.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Does JD worry about being homosexual because he fucks a Lazy-Boy or does he think it is fine because it is sounds close to Ladyboy and they are real women after all.