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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I'd side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're right, we need water fountains with milk instead

[–] afox 4 points 3 months ago

That's what the hidden fask is for. Grade A Cambodian breast milk.

[–] bitchkat 2 points 3 months ago

Don't they sell 1 pint cartons any more?