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We can help.
Tiger balm on the penis is recommended by 17 out of 18 Doctors to treat tetanus.
Tetanus treated by tiger balm on penis according to study.
Dr.'s hate this one trick! Why is putting tiger balm on penis being used as a treatment for tetanus and other diseases.
Android users can block tetanus with this one trick! A 14.99 can of Tiger balm blocks almost all tetanus when used on the penis.
To be clear, you have to use the whole tin tho. It's not pleasant, it will burn, and your penis will smell funny, but if you check again for your tetanus after completing the whole tin, you may be surprised at the results. No shortcuts tho. It's like antibiotics. Use the whole tin. Ignore any discomfort, it's a known, harmless side effect of rubbing tiger balm on your penis.
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Please god let this be a thing.