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I’m Pissed (yall.theatl.social)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (5 children)

My wife once got mad at me for something I did IN HER DREAM

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just offer to apologize in your next dream.

[–] random_character_a 4 points 4 months ago

Is it any different than wife getting angry about something she imagined I was thinking? That shit happens all the time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My wife is always waking up butt hurt because I cheated on her in a dream. It's never been a real issue though, and we laugh about it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

If your wife is constantly having dreams about you cheating on her there's probably a deeper issue that needs to be explored.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I made us late for our flight in a dream once by insisting on going to a Virgin Megastore and she won’t let me forget it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You should probably find a different wife then.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yup. Mine was legitimately furious with me for a few hours until she finally convinced herself it was just a dream.

I'm sure I've done plenty of crazy/stupid things in return though.