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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
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- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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Ok, but what's underneath the peas? Mozzarella, brie, Camembert, fondant, cream cheese, Duncan Heinz frosting? We need to know how big a crime this truly is.
Just normal butter.
That is a lot of butter!
It's almost a butter sandwich flavoured with peas!
Peas really improve the taste.
Why does the butter look like a solid slice of cheese?
Did you cut it thinly?
Yes, I do that when it's too frozen to spread it properly.
How much butter do you go through a week lmao
about 200 g but that includes cooking with it.
Yeah, what's the offense here? I regularly have avocado/pea sandwiches - they're really good.
My wife disagrees.
How would she know what kind of sandwich they eat?
I eat the sandwich, my wife sees and disapproves.