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[–] rottingleaf 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nobody wants to tell a drunk Russian to put out their cigarette indoors

As someone living in Russia, the danger is overestimated. The problem is mainly with them not understanding you. Possibly accidentally starting a fire when fulfilling your request.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's probably true. Every drunk non-smoking russian I've met was just happy to make a new friend.

[–] suction -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude, you don't get it. Nobody wants to hear from Russia anymore.

[–] rottingleaf -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow.

Dude, Russia still has killed less people than USA in the last 20 years.

Among groups of people nobody wants to hear from anymore yours is higher.

[–] Nalivai 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you think it's some kind of competition? Do you think that as long as you can find someone else who else did a bad thing yours is suddenly OK?

[–] rottingleaf -1 points 1 month ago

For the purpose of this branch of conversation - yeah.

I'd really like to find something like Voinarovsky test, only in English. It's a humorous way to test one's ability to reason. Only the first time counts naturally, sane person's result would be 26/30 minimum, it's not hard. I think most of commenters here would struggle to reach 15/30.

[–] suction -3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’ve never set foot in the US. So shut up and go get ass-fucked every day in your hellhole soon to be glass joke of a country, Kümmel.

[–] rottingleaf -1 points 1 month ago

Oh, a German. I see why you are so anxious. Condolences.