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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon tries to be funny (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] j4k3 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only way through a Holtzman shield is with slow penetration.

I'm a Sardaukar from Gigiddy Prime. I'm HardKumin tonight inside your shield wall.

It is rare to see a crysknife. They are blindingly white. Want to see mine?

I want to feel you like Leto II with a sand trout.

I'll bang the abominations out of her.

I'll play Duncan, you play Murbella, we'll put the yes in a No ship.

You must be Sheena. I stand at attention.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Want to see my Little Maker and taste the Water of Life?

[–] j4k3 2 points 4 months ago

You would make a wonderful bendy Tleilax facedancer.