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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] mightyfoolish 4 points 4 months ago

Try shopping out theaters. There are many movie theaters pretty close to each other. One of them costs $40 for tickets. The other I can get two tickets, medium popcorn, a box of candy, two medium drinks for that same $40. Guess which one I refuse to go to...

Though, I can probably sneak in that same box of candy if I really wanted to. 🤔