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Turtle: "I'm a big badass. You mammals should fear me." Humans: "Boop." Turtle: "OK that was not really in my plan, please do whatever you are doing and let me go please." (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by umbraroze to c/funny

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Classic snapping turtle copypasta
The actual paper cited
We need to address this company that still doesn't do turtle pacification as per scientific consensus

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[–] DaddleDew 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

The toilet plunger to keep the head in is a nice touch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Thank you, I could not figure out what that was. The photo angle and lighting are just so odd. Biologists know how to take photos. I've seen good cover photos from biology studies. This is not that.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Thought it was for constipation until I read the text above it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It's likely a capture from a video, so more like an improvised photograph.

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 4 months ago

The head?