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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A long time ago, as teens, we used to go to the movies quite often. Ofc we didn't buy the local overpriced popcorn but brought our own snacks, smuggling them, all sneaky like. One day the guy who was admitting us in was like "you should just be honest guys - no need to hide them". Of course this was not forever but for a couple of months we could bring inanything because we were not tied by the snacks being hideable.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 22 points 3 months ago

Upon such bricks a world worth living in can be built.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

We just take a tote bag full. If anyone says anything they have just lost our custom. Can't stop people smuggling snacks when nobody goes