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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 77 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it was so critical why did they deny my last raise?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Because yall didn't unionize.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They said I didn't need to because they were like a family.

What I didn't realize is that they were like my family.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Remember the 6th Rule of Acquisition

Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity

And the 111th

Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

someone bring the hero of socialist labour insignia to this working class champion.