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We only kicked him in the head because there were no stairs to throw him down, insist police (newsthump.com)

submitted 4 months ago by DxK to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

WRONG! None. He slipped.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Then an embarrassingly high number of cops saw it happen and swear that's exactly what happened. No camera footage was found.

ACAB.