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[–] rustyfish 57 points 4 months ago (5 children)

The games lure you into the “right direction“ with their difficulty. And then there is I, an intellectual, who dies to skeletons for 4 hours straight at the start of DS1.

Playing these games for the first time was incredible ❤️

[–] USNWoodwork 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also died to skellies on DS1 for hours. Not my fault they hid the correct path.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah you gotta hit that New Londo first. It's right there.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

In hindsight, the respawning should have been a hint. But it took me a while to get it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine not immediately rushing towards the skellies to get that sweet zweihander that trivializes 1/3 of the game.

[–] rustyfish 5 points 4 months ago

Later play throughs normalised the Fathers Mask run. Because as we all know

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

It was the unkillable ghosts of New Londo for me.

[–] ThunderWhiskers 4 points 4 months ago

I used every trick I could think of bashing my head against those skeletons, then I got to the giant one and wanted to throw my controller, then I finally got underground and cried.